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Hello fellow living individuals breathing the same air that I do,
I have done some serious research.
And now,let Professor Amanda unveil my findings.
Hypothesis: There are only four types of shoppers in the world.
1. The "Kaypo" Shopper
These people are,well,kaypo.
Even though they already have something in mind,they still poke their noses into anything that can be sold.
From toothbrushes to toilet bowls,they can spend a long time on their feet.
Never go shopping with them if you are one that gets tired easily.
Its like Survival Of The Fittest.
I wonder where they get their energy from?
Museli bars?
2. The "Everything Must Try Yet Never Buys Anything" Shopper.
These people go shopping for what i call, 'sight' sastifaction.
They only use their five senses to throughly make use of the good which catches their eye.
For example,they try on every single piece of clothing in the shop,touch it,smell it,admire it and then stride out without buying anything.
They leave the store assistants hopping mad.
Some even break blood vessels.
The shoppers leave the shops in dissary and supermarkets cleaned of food samples.
Always asking for more.
Any leftovers?
Do not fret, they'll polish it off.
3. The "Cheapo" Shopper
These people prowl the shops on the hunt for freebies.
They buy a simple item for $5 and they request for some extra stuff to be thrown in.
"Aiya,a free packet of sanitary pads only,won't cost you much la."
When stall owners declline and painstakingly explain why a free packet of sanitary pads cannot be given free,they whine and continue harrasing them.
In the end, the stall owners have no choice but to shed tears of pity for that packet of sanitary pads.
While the "Cheapo" shoppers get away scot-free with their freebie,the stall owners clutch their chests in agony and collaspe.
4. The "Here Cut There Cut" shopper
These people go into a shop and will not budge unless they get the item for their approved price.
"Lao Ban, only twenty cents mah,you won't lose much la."
What's even shoocking is some even dare to bargain in shops that sell branded goods.
Prada, Gucci, Armani.
"I'm buying this $3000 handbag from you and you don't give me a discount?"
Wake up.
Branded goods are not meant to be discounted.
It just seems so...
Low.
True, shops have to mark up prices of goods to earn some profit.
But think,rentals in Singapore are so expensive and yet these people want to bargain for a mere twenty cents?
I'm not saying barganing is stupid or low.
But bargain at the right time.
Well,I have finished explaning my findings.
I tell you ar,100% plus guanrantee chop hor, these findings are absolutely...
CRAP!
XDD